Overheard while working out at the YMCA.
Ridiculously ripped dude one: “Hey man do you cyclocross?”
Equally Ripped dude two: “No, just ice climb and ski. Going to Jackson this weekend and Aspen in two weeks.”
“Sweet! But you really should try it. Once the road season ends it ‘s a great way to stay in shape. I just did a sick race in Estes Park.”
“Yea? Hard?”
“You know, typical. 30 miles, snow, same old shit.”
“Well I do need a new bike. Maybe I’ll pick one up. BTW, ever want to ride across Colorado?”
“Did last year, it was too easy.”
When I moved to Boulder I was out of shape. Two months on the road had broken me down. I’d run a marathon, competed in a few triathlons and climbed some 14,000 ft. peaks, but besides that the summer had been fairly uneventful.
Back home (Santa Cruz California,) I was the active one among most of my friends. Saturday mornings would be filled with 40-mile rides, 15-mile runs and marathon lap swims.
I would hit the gym at lunch, climb sporadically and hike twice a month.
And then I moved to Boulder.
The town where if you can’t ride a century, run a marathon and bust out a pitch on a gruesome 5.12 all in the same day, you’re mediocre. Worthless. Pathetic. Plane out of shape.
“Just remember,” several people told me when I first arrived. “There is always someone faster, better and more ballsy out there than you. Once you know that, you will be fine.”
I believed them, but it didn’t sink in at first.
My first two months were a blast. Twenty five thousand feet of elevation gain, over 100 miles hiked, a few hundred miles run and even two climbing sessions. I drank beer, lost weight, ate healthier than ever and found myself happier than I’d been in several years.
But as the newness wears off and I begin to become more of a resident in Boulder, the reality is sinking in.
“What are you doing this weekend?” I might ask a coworker.
“Oh you know, same old stuff. Climb a mountain early Saturday, then attend Dave Matthews before heading out to a friends hut trip which I’ll have to ski into at night. Then Sunday ski back, bang out a freelance piece and relax.”
Damn. And I thought hiking 10 miles was cool.